me in math class
don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
WHAT IF I’M DISAPPOINTING THEM
musicans: I got bored, so I wrote a new hit song.
gif-people: I got bored, so I put up this gif-set that really shows their feelings.
photoshopers: I got bored, so I edited this picture and made it even more awesome than it was at first.
writers: I got bored, so I wrote this incredibe fanfiction.
me: I got bored, so I refreshed my dashboard.
basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you
BUT YOU’RE TOO DAMN SOCIALLY AWKWARD.